By now, you've mastered the basics of bug catching. It's time to move on to the advanced techniques of Diversion by Distraction. This chapter will guide you through the art of creating distractions, misdirection, and outright chaos.
But be warned: this is not for the faint of heart. The following techniques are not for the easily amused, the easily confused, or the easily bored. You have been warned.
Remember, a good diversion is not just about creating chaos, it's about creating a story that's worth telling. A story that's worth believing.